Deities (Side Campaign)

Favored Weapon
Has a gun, but only uses it to kill himself. Otherwise uses his fists.

Symbol
Bright green question mark.

Origins
Mysterion was born as Kenny McCormick, a seemingly normal boy. But his parents birthed him while part of a demon-worshiping cult, and thus he was born with an odd superpower - though he could die, and experience the pain of each death, he would always return to life later, safe in his bed, as though it had never happened. He eventually sought to do good using this strange power, donning a vigilante superhero alter-ego named Mysterion. After saving the world by defeating a fallen hero controlling an eldritch old god, Mysterion become so loved by the people that, after his next death, he ascended to godhood, instead of awaking in his bed.

Favored Weapon
Dual-wielded keyblades.

Symbol
Seven emeralds of multple colors surrounding a flame.

Origins
Susan Crushbone was originally an orc princess, destined to save the world from a great evil. She did, and spent the rest of her life as a benevolent hedonist until eventually dying of partying too hard. She was so popular with the people that she ascended to godhood.

Teachings
Though it is traditional for Susan Crushbone’s followers to expose a lot of their skin, they don’t just wander around naked. That would be forcing others who haven’t consented to take part in their exhibitionism. Their goddess offers a message of sex positivity and that includes respecting boundaries.

Places of Worship
Susan Crushbone’s temples are places of respite and worship but also party central. Any travelers are welcome to crash there so long as they either: donate money to keep the temple’s heating and cooking fires going (gas), contribute to the collection of recreational substances (grass), or take part in ceremonial orgies (ass). The only rule is “no bummers.”

Outside of temples she can be worshiped at home by dancing for her, the style of dance is unimportant, Susan appreciates all forms.

Blessings
Susan Crushbone’s favored clerics and paladins find themselves blessed with things like gorgeous flowing hair, fire and ice powers, the ability to tame wild animals, the ability to grow plants easily, or the ability to dissolve fabrics with their voice.

The truly blessed are taken by Susan as lovers. She does this quite often but it gives no benefits aside from amazing, mind-blowing sex.